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A weird, cocky man has been staring down Eli's shirt, and trying to make moves on her all evening. He must think he's something special. The arrogance! As we all know, Eli flosses her teeth with model-looking, successful men on a daily basis (and at least twice on Tuesdays)!! Eli is actually insulted that a man with such crude social manners and God-awful hair would think he even had the slightest chance. And we all know what happens when Eli feels insulted. With her usual mix of smooth prowess and powerful enchantment, she reduces him to the size he rightfully should be. But that's not enough, because Eli is never satisfied until she's MADE transgressors to learn a deep lesson.