I think I heard somewhere that if you sniff an Irish woman’s farts it will bring good luck. You are my dedicated fart slave, and whenever I get gassy that’s the time for you to come over and worship my farts. You will inhale every single one of them. I’ve been eating a lot of traditional Irish food, like corned beef and cabbage. I’m really going to let you have it today. I’m gonna roll around and make sure that I get every single fart out so that it goes right up your nose. Just bury your face deep into my ass and breathe it all in. I’m pretty sure by the end of our session you’ll be one of the luckiest man on earth. Don’t forget to tribute