I can't believe I forgot that it's FAT BEAR WEEK! The National Park holds this contest every year to see what bears have fattened up the most over the summer, getting ready for hibernation... and I... I totally forgot. Please, I need you to vote for me. I promise if you vote for me I'll get even fatter, and you can touch me and use my big fat body all winter long. You can even let your friends into my cave too! I fully consent, just as long as you vote for me.