You come into my room and I ask if you want to see my new plants. I know you don't care but just humor me will you? I go through each of the new plants I got throughout the month while you pay attention to what's between my legs. The perfect petals that come together and open apart as my legs shift and move. My skirt is just way too short to hide anything. But don't worry. I knew this would happen. I'm not upset in the slightest.