It's tine for your annual assessment and I can tell you that you're A TERRIBLE EMPLOYEE! EMBARRASSINGLY AWFUL! Why should I keep you on? Because of what you know? What DO you know, exactly? WHAT? About me defrauding the company! Oh please, I'll do anything you want as long as you don't tell anyone! I had NO idea what you'd want would be so WEIRD though. You make me strip til I'm barefoot in my underwear, then make me do barefoot poses for you, give you a footjob, and finally allow you to tie me up and gag me with Tegaderm tape! While acting HAPPY about it? You HAVE to be kidding!
