Human ashtray fun with Vanessa! Vanessa says she hasn’t been smoking. Says she’s afraid. Afraid of getting lung/tongue/throat cancer. Afraid of developing a heart disease. Afraid of her teeth turning yellow. Temptation, however, has a way of creeping in. I’ll show her a darker kind of thrill, something that burns and bites just like a bad habit. Curiosity wins, and soon the air between us tastes like danger. I show her: I pull out a cigarette, and when the ash is nice and I long, I proceed to flick it on my tongue. It’s savory, grainy. A salty treat—one that will help her lose weight! Vanessa seems excited to try it out. The ash stings and she winces, but she likes it. After a while of using her tongue as my ashtray, she says although fun and tasty, she’s had enough. But I have other plans x