At first, there was a quiet murmur, soft and seductive, at odds with the chaos to come.
The camera was fixed, unwavering, on its subject, lying on their stomach, face turned to the lens, every movement deliberate, even reaching back to grasp a cheek for maximum impact.
Then the moment arrived.
Sudden, resonant, earthshaking. Sixteen minutes and forty-five seconds of soul-trembling flatulence dug into the core of my being.
No hesitation, no break in character, just pure commitment.
Shocked? Absolutely 💨
Confused? Briefly 🤣
Disappointed? Reader, I was not 😂💨
Five stars. Would brace myself again.