I walk in the room wearing my robe and wish you a Happy Birthday. I know you're probably expecting some lame gift like cologne or a new wallet, but I was thinking of something different this year. Since you're so good to me, I wanted to give you the best birthday present possible.. ME! I slowly drop my robe to reveal crotchless and cup less lingerie. Your two favorite parts of me are totally on display and ready to be used. I know how much you love my milky tits so I made sure I'm nice and engorged. I start milking myself for you, spraying all over your face and into your mouth. You're rock hard and ready for my tight little pussy, but before I ride you I want to suck you. I lay you down on the bed and give you a sensual blowjob with lots of eye contact, you want to see my pretty face with your dick in my mouth after all. Now that I'm ready to ride you I have another surprise.. this is an EXXXTRA DIRTY present after all. You have to experience all of my fluids, so I pee right on the floor giggling and teasing you while I do so. Now that my bladder is empty I'm ready to ride your dick until you a blow a nice big load in me. Of course there's a little more lactating too because why not? You know you love it. I hope I gave you the best birthday present you've ever received. :)