Is that it? Is that all you're packing? Is that what you call your penis? ...Is that even a penis? Wait, let me get a look at it... I was a little shocked by it at first, but now that I'm looking at it and am no longer stunned by the sheer unlikelihood of a dicklet that small, ok. It's pretty funny. How does it work? How big does it get? Is it getting bigger now? Ha! Is that as big as it gets? You know an actual dick is this sized, right? Are you getting hard at this? At me examining your itty bitty teeny weeny? I guess this is the closest you'll ever get to someone like me taking a look at it. This is probably the closest you'll ever get to sex. I'm curious: how do you get off with it? Can you even cum?
