My friend Lance is seated on the counter in his jeans and...well...in his jeans. He's got his big manly feet in your face. He sits back and accidentally flips on the loud ceiling fan. Oops! He laughs. Lets start over again. My friend Lance is seated on the counter in his jeans and....well...in his jeans. He's got his big manly feet in your face. He's going to show them off for you. So if you like big manly feet in your face. There's nothing dainty about his feet. They're not immaculately smooth or perfectly clean. They're not perfectly manicured. He's got some big MANLY feet. And they're right in your face. So go ahead and worship them with your eyes. He loves having his feet worshiped