Wandering the woods alone at night? Foolish for a man like yourself... seems like your just asking for trouble. I am a cruel mischvious witch and I always look for new men to play tricks on, and you seem just the type for me. I like to bestow cruel gifts of chronic fetishes and I am going to put a curse on you and give you a chronic fetish for converse sneakers, every time you see them you will get hard and have the urge to masturbate. They will consume your mind and sex life and you will be not able to have normal sexual thoughts, just rubbery soled sneakers, dirty and smelly- Your brain will rot away with this fetish and I will be sitting here amused watching it happen. Your new fetish- my converse sneakers.