You're so desperate for attention that you've decided negative attention counts, huh? Of course you have. I mean, you've had a lifetime of negative attention, and look at you now! You've sexualized it into this weird, sick little bullying fantasy. Lucky for you, I LOVE bullying virgins! I love that you know better than to try and approach women. Much better to just EMBRACE your virgin identity. Much better to just GIVE UP entirely, right? Who cares about personal hygiene?! Who cares about wearing stylish outfits!? You've been wearing the same sweatpants for WEEKS. The last time you washed them was probably the same time you washed your fucking fleshlight, am I right? Yeah, but it is disgusting. You are a putrid little human being. I'm going to make sure to punish you for that today. Just a couple cracks in the nuts. We both know you deserve it. Oh... And isn't taking your lunch money part of the whole bullying thing, too? FYI, my lunch is expensive.
