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It's our first date and I've eaten a six-course meal. Acting spoiled and ungrateful, I complain about the food before continuing on about myself and how hard it is to find anyone up to my standards. I tell you that you're not good enough for me and you should consider yourself lucky! Between picking at my navel, burping, farting, and picking my nose, I complain that men just don't understand how perfect I am! I say that everyone is jealous of me because I always get asked to model but it's obvious that I'm delusional as I show off my jiggling belly and talk about how fit I am! Then I whine that I'm still hungry, and I might have to eat you (making you become part of my hot body)! Since you're so short, I demand you worship my belly button and use your tongue to clean it out. I mention that I've been sweaty but I haven't showered in awhile, but regardless you should feel honored! My stomach starts to rumble though, and I realize that I really have to use the bathroom! Before I run off, I tell you that we can go back to my place for some sexy time after I'm done sitting on the toilet