The great thing about going to the bathroom before you need to pee so bad you may piss yourself, is that you have time to do some tidying before I sit down to relieve myself, and the toilet paper being in the plastic on the counter was bothering me the last time I used the bathroom. Once the toilet paper was put away it's time to sit and enjoy the few moments I get to myself by doing what I do best.. Peeing for a really long time. I can't wait to get a new phone so I can film inside the toilet again. That's going to have to be your first birthday present to me, aside from cash for the sake of cash that is.. I want a Samsung Galaxy.. The new ones are around $1500, send $2000 so I can get all the accessories with it. Happy birth month to me.