I went to my mailbox and found a surprise today: you sent me ANOTHER payment of cash, but this time it's almost DOUBLE! What do you think you're going to accomplish with this? Do you think you're going to bribe me to come back to your pathetic arms? I'm guessing that you think that I might flush a few hundred down the toilet to never be recovered, but would I really do $500?! I guess we will have to wander in to the bathroom and see. The toilet bowl is just seeming so empty, it NEEDS something to fill it! Oops, I just dropped a bill in there! Do you dare me? Don't squirm too much, you know I love it