How annoying that your hotel room's not ready yet! Never mind, come in and hang out in mine for a while. I mean, your wife knows we work together, and I've met her, so she wouldn't mind would she? Ok, I'm not wearing much (it's so HOT in here) but we can just work on our laptops and chill out. Gosh, thank you, that's so nice of you! I didn't know you thought I had a hot body! Well, since we're being honest, I have to tell you I've had a crush on you for a while. Obviously we don't need to actually DO anything about it though! Ohhhh, well, I guess your wife wouldn't be bothered then - I'd forgotten she'd stopped wanting sex. And if she doesn't want what's on offer, then I'm MORE than happy to take it!
