You hired an awful PI to try to get dirt on me. But I caught him, and I caught on to your pathetic scheme. I have you in my basement, naked and tied to a chair. What were you trying to accomplish here? I have nothing to hide, but you do. You see, I've collected various evidence on you. Our phone calls, our texts, and our emails have all been documented. I could end your marriage and career with the push of a button. You have a few options to satiate me. You could do nothing and have your life ruined. Or you can send me $25,000 to keep my pretty mouth shut. The choice is yours. I will ruin you one way or another.
