You couldn't believe your luck when you found out that I was your intern. Young and hot, prancing around the office in such short skirts and blouses buttoned slightly too low. I felt you staring - and I laughed when I saw you tried to hide your erection. You've wanted Me since day one. Finally, you asked Me out to dinner - and what a delicious dinner it was! The food was exquisite, the refreshments were flowing and now the moon is bright. You tell Me that you've booked a hotel for the night - a chance for us to get more intimately acquainted. I have just one question for you, boss..... What would your wife say if she knew that you were trying to bang the intern? She thinks you're having a late night at the office - how would she feel to know that you were trying to arrange an affair? I doubt it's your first time. I think she should find out about your extracurricular activities. Oh? You don't want her to find out? Better open that wallet then! Otherwise, your secret's out