When Whitney Morgan and I got an offer from some pathetic wannabe maid slave while We were in town for an event, We took him up on it - who wouldn't want to have a personal servant making sure the room is clean while We're out partying? But when We returned to Our hotel, We found the room in terrible condition - dirty carpets, bed not made, trash not taken out - so you know We had to punish this useless servant. We threw him straight down onto the dirty floor he failed to clean and trampled him all over, making him clean Our dirty feet with his tongue even as We tracked the dirt from the floor all over his face and body! Maybe next time he'll actually do the job as he promised!
