We've been seeing each other for a little while now, and you have finally begun to open up, spilling your deep, dark secrets and hidden fears, the shameful aspects of yourself that you have always kept secret until now. But you should be careful about who you share your secrets with, pet. Because I am tired of listening to pathetic losers come and tell me their sob stories, tired of the whining and moaning and disgusting weeping. Therapists don't get paid enough to deal with losers like you. I'm going to give you something to truly cry about. I know all of your secrets, I know the hidden parts that would shock the world, if they knew. I can keep a secret - for a price. Your wallet is going to weeping by the time I am through with it. Fail to pay - and I'll make sure everyone you care about knows what you really are