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You little perverts simply won't stop asking me to shave my beautiful eyebrows! The Boy has been asking for years, and ever since I've started posting my bald head and bare tits on the Internet, I've been inundated with comments and messages *begging* me to shave them off. What's a girl to do? Well, shave them off of course! It was the Boy's birthday, and I was tired of all his whining and waffling, so I took it out of his hands. I sat down, fired up my trusty Oster 76 clippers, and calmly plowed them into the cute little bob I'd been growing for nearly a year. Whoops! After I've made a thorough mess of things, my very horny assistant snaps on the 00000 blade and cleans me up. Finally, I let him achieve his nasty little dream: buzzing off and razor-shaving my beloved eyebrows. But I'm sure none of you would be interested in any of that. Right?