It’s the middle of August in South Africa and I’m overheating, rambling, and determined to see what kind of burps I can pull out of myself with a can of Dragon Energy Rebel. I set up a burp counter and go for as many smol, messy, wet, chaotic burps as I can while complaining about the heat and reacting to every strange sound my body throws at me. Some come out tiny, some come out unexpectedly soggy, some catch me completely off guard. It’s unfiltered, silly, a little gross, and totally real. I rant, I fumble, I laugh at myself, and keep pushing for more burps even when things start to feel risky. If you’re into natural burping, gassy sounds, or chaotic-girl energy as I try to keep it together, this is the perfect messy little burp session. Keywords: burps, burping, messy burps, wet burps, smol burps, belly play, gassy, fizzy burps, natural burping, solo, talking, candid, chaotic, real reactions, South Africa heat, summer burps