Oh Zach, what's going on? You broke up with your girlfriend!? What happened? Oh, she said that you have a tiny penis and she kept making fun of you? I'm so disappointed in her. That's just unacceptable. Well, would you like me to give you some pointers on how to be a good lover despite having a tiny penis? Let me see what we have to work with here. Ok. So you do have a small penis. But that's ok. Let me show you some techniques to use on a woman and give her an amazing orgasm. This is something you can do with just your mouth and fingers. If you do this correctly, she'll come so hard that she won't care about your small penis and she'll still want to reciprocate. So after she's come from you going down and fingering her, let's see if we can get you hard and see how you feel in my pussy. Ok...so you're definitely small. But you know what? Try moving your hips in a circular motion. That makes your penis squirl around in my pussy. That feels a lot better. Makes your penis seem a lot bigger. Well ok Zach, go ahead and keep doing that and don't be afraid to cum inside me.