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You know it's true. I post pretty pictures and make dumb little videos on the internet, and here you are, reading this description, preparing to buy it and make me effortlessly and passively richer. And yet, despite the fact that I am clearly using you for your money, ripping you off, and taking advantage of your weak, submissive, feeble mind, you're going to add this to your cart, buy it, and goon out over it. It's pathetic. It's predictable. It's profitable. It's easy money, and I'm taking it for fun.