Simptember = The month you were born to give it all to me. I'm Princess Rapunzel, with My impossibly long, brunette locks, I take full control of your wallet, your mind, and your willpower. Every silky strand is a leash, every smirk a command to send more. You’re not just a man : you’re my personal cash-printing machine, my loyal Rapunsimp, and this month is your financial harvest season… except I’m the only one reaping the rewards!
