You arrive home to discover a GIANT Christmas gift has been delivered to your home. The only note is one that reads: “Your gift has arrived!” As you look up from reading the card — low and behold — a Ms Santa Milfbot emerges from the packaging. She’s exactly what you’ve been dreaming of. Thick and curvy and seemingly sweet, she wishes you a Merry Christmas and tells you she’s very happy to see you. She also tells you how HUNGRY she is. She begins to tell you about how her salvia glands work and how you’ll be digested. This is exactly what you’ve always wanted and now it’s becoming a reality. Wasting now time, she licks you with her red lips before devouring you whole. Her Ms Santa Milfbot isn’t a “bowl full of jelly” but rather a bowl full of YOU. Mmmm! Sometimes the universe gets it right.
