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Those idiots at the reception messed something up and my room is not ready yet! Do you mind if I wait in your room? I'm so tired and my legs hurt so much, we flew for 20 hours! Oh darling, do you want to help me a little and give a foot massage? That's so sweet! Keep going, it's so nice. Wait, your old man is calling, I need to answer... Yes, darling! No, everything is not okay, my room is still not ready and I'm waiting in our boy's room...???... no, no, I just bumped myself, everything is fine! I can't talk anymore, I'll call later! Are you out of your mind??? How dare you? Get away from me! No, this is not a massage! That's it, I don't want to talk about this anymore!