You're in for an eternity of misery as my toilet slave in this first layer of hell. You think because you've been a good boy while still alive you don't belong here? Well, I have news for you!! I conquered heaven long ago and it no longer exists. I am the ruler of this underworld and only I can decide your fate. You're strapped nice and tight to a voice-activated stretching device. That's not all...you will be ingesting my stuff endlessly! You have no choice but to stare directly into my puckering asshole, awaiting your thick, brown meal, terrified and helpless. Welcome to hell, loser