

[SMOTHERBOX, IGNORING, MOUTH FARTS, NOSE FARTS, MASSIVE BURPS, PEE DRINK!] HIDDEN FART CHALLENGE! Several farts weren't counted on the FART COUNTER. Can you find them all??? Turned into a gamer girl's fart chair (and toilet!), locked and trapped, ignored and farted on while a bloated, gassy gamer girl unloads endless nonstop raunchy butt bombs straight into your lungs! Your nose is welded to the vent, no escape from this toxic nightmare of endless stinky bubbles! You'll be deep fried and covered in farts before the night is over! How many thick, eggy fart blasts do you think you could take point blank from a nasty gamer girl, completely indifferent to your begging and suffering? 50? 75? 100? More?! How about 125? 150? MORE?! Don't pass out, fart filter. Just keep sniffing like a good gamer girl chair. After all, it's better to be a gamer girl's chair than a TOILET, right? Aww, did I say toilet? Well you know gamer girls can go for a long time! So eventually, she'll have to pee. And if you think your duties as gamer girl fart chair get relived just for a bathroom break, that's adorable. A gamer girl can't just PAUSE her GAME! Endless toxic hyperfarts. Locked and helpless, hopelessly drowning in the stinkiest junk food induced fart haze. How many more farts can she possibly blast you with??? It has to end soon, right? Ahahahahahaha, my gas is endless, lil fart seat! So just be a good fartslave and assume your role as my gamer girl fart slave for the rest of your pathetic life. A chair gets NO CHOICE! Why should you? Juicy wet ULTRA FART COMBOS galore pepper your face in the nastiest gamer girl spray you can imagine! They just keep coming and coming. Relentless. No fresh air. No break from this gassy gamer girl's noxious belly bloat butt burps! And just when you think it's over? Nope, now it's time for me to switch to another game! Your nightmare never ends, fart chair. All you are is an inanimate object, your nostrils and mouth turned into a soulless fart receptacle, ignored and farted on while you cry and beg. The only acknowledgement you get is a command to sniff it, and the endless grunts and sighs of a savage gamer girl with zero mercy. Your lungs will be forever tainted, your brain boiled, nostrils steamed in scorching hot eggy death bombs that linger forever, no matter how hard you inhale. This is your life now. The fart counter ticks away as your health drops lower and lower. No hope, no mercy, no one is saving you. You're just a chair. And my perfect, plump ass owns your whole life. Better get used to it, bitch! USE MARKUP CODE ILOVEHALEY TO PROVE YOU'RE THE BESTEST HALEYFARTS GOONER AROUND!