It was a clogged toilet, I fucking knew it! I kept hearing it flush weird so I knew something was wrong. I snaked the drain and put drain cleaner down the toilet all just in case and let it settle for a while. Today the toilet is flushing beautifully, like nothing was wrong at all in the first place. I need a new plunger for the next time the toilet clogs though, the one I have now has cracks in the plunging part so it doesn't actually plunge anymore, and it's ugly, the one I want is pretty and gold and is $35. Send $120 so I can get the whole set, the plunger, brush, garbage can and mirror squeegee. Think of it as an early Christmas present for me. I'll even put on a holiday hat on for a few clips..
