You're not winning at anything with that tiny, pathetic impy of yours. But now could be your chance to change that. I know that you wish you could impress the ladies, you crave the attention of women and admittedly, you still won't get any of that but you will get a shot at making me laugh. See - your peen is never going to be good for anything accept causing you humiliation so be better than what you are and be smaller! Shrink that shrimp to as small as it can possibly go and measure it. I want to KNOW how dinky as a button you can achieve. I have a really fantastic, extra humiliating method for how you can measure your new and improved microchip as well as giving you some very specific jerk off instructions for that wriggler. Just watch and find out!
