I knew you had a crush on me when you took me to a party as your plus one. I didn't know there'd be so many hot guys there, though! I can't believe you really thought you had a chance with me whilst packing THAT, though. Dicklets don't get pussy. You know that. I'll let you watch from the cupboard and jerk off whilst a real man gets mine, though! Oh and you'll be eating it, as penance for being such a tiny cock loser. Follow me on * @the_mayaverse @mayase*ualsonly