Mike I'm so glad you're ready to take the first step and see me, Dr Farrah, for your porn addiction. You know what though? I think you're being a little hard on yourself. Porn is actually good for you. I would know, I am the professional. Don't you want to worship ME instead? Worship my beautiful tits and face while I tell you that your porn addiction is not that bad, and in fact you need to go further into it. Further into addiction for me. I want you to treat yourself, Mike. Right here in my office. Or, wait, did that happen? Or is this all a dream?
