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I look right at you and tell you the truth you never want to admit. You are completely unworthy of women. Every single last one. You do not deserve their attention, their time, or even the thought of them. But you do deserve something, and I make sure you understand exactly what it is. Your toilet. That is the only thing that matches your level. I guide you to it and tell you to get close. I make you worship every inch of that porcelain, kissing it, licking it, treating it with more devotion than you have ever shown any woman. I tell you to make it passionate because this is your new girlfriend now. This is all someone like you deserves. I talk to you softly but cruelly, reprogramming you while you obey, switching your desire from real women to the one thing you actually belong with. By the end, I make it clear that this is your place, your purpose, and your only worth. Loving your toilet the way real men love real women, because losers like you don’t get anything better.