Not sure about buying this? Consider it a challenge, a task even, if you must. Don’t hesitate, give me your money and endure this awkward and humiliating experience. Do it for Goddess. I set my phone down, pressed record, and chatted about… pretty much nothing just to waste your time and money. Naturally, I (lightly) verbally humiliate you occasionally because why would you spend your money on this? Oh, that’s right… You wouldn’t be able to get a pretty girl’s attention any other way. In the beginning of this clip, I have a little fun and find pleasure in how easy it is to make you spend money on me. However, as time goes on… I get bored. I don’t know what else to say. Actually, I don’t need to say anything really, you would probably buy this if I didn’t say a word. Instead of pretending to care to put in any effort, I lean into the awkwardness, and make you feel more humiliated with every second that passes. I’m not going to lie, I truly hope you feel at least a little bit awkward, embarrassed and ashamed for buying this. I know you’re weirdly addicted to feeling that way. So obviously, I’m going to take advantage of you, my little findom addict.
