This begins as an advertisement for pregnant "Jicky's Surrogacy Services". I tell you all of the reasons you should let me handle hauling, labor and delivery for you! All of my pregnancies are full term! Multiples? Great! I've birthed twins and triplets before. Pregnancy and labor is what I'm best at! I grow amazing in my easily expandable body. I begin to tell you about the family I'm currently pregnant and carrying for. They are a very wealthy south american family whose boy will be delivered in the USA. Suddenly, I'm overtaken by contractions. The pain is unexpected. I push through a few before struggling to dress. I need to travel before letting this delivery happen! Disclaimer: not a real surrogate! hehehe