Watch me mercilessly mock one very pathetic boy (you) who thought he could win a challenge… until a hot blonde guy with blue eyes pinned him down and turned his face into a throne. I recount – in delicious, blushing detail – exactly how he turned away at first (so cute), then got addicted to being sat on and even started fantasizing about kissing ass mid-match. Yes, really. The girls watching even told him he was “so lucky” afterward. ✦ Super condescending “good boy” energy ✦ Facesitting humiliation, ****** embarrassment, submissive awakening ✦ Perfect for losers who love being laughed at for loving ass