I'm your boyfriend, and I've just had a massive accident, dirtying myself hugely while you were cooking dinner. You walk into the room, take a loud sniff, and exclaim, "Pieeeeyeeeeewww, what stinks in here? Is that you?" I just stand there, shaking my head, as you start sniffing around me, taking long, audible sniffs and scrunching up your face in disgust. "YOU STINK! You're so stinky right now. I think you had an accident. I can smell you. WHEW! I need you to turn around." You continue to mock me, talking about how bad I smell, all in baby talk. You're going to take care of me, and you're not afraid to tease me about it. I love hearing you say "You stink" and "You're stinky," and your high-pitched "Whew" or "Woof" after taking a sniff. You're going to argue with me, playfully, about how I stink and you can smell me, and I love every minute of it. Keywords: Stinky, Dirty, Accidents, Baby Talk, Mocking, Tease, Sniffing, Face Scrunch, POV, Dommy.