Poor Hansel and Gretel, why you must have been so scared being lost in the woods and the gnomes were no help at all. In fact, I bet they ate your trail of breadcrumbs so you couldn't find your way home! No one has a clue where you both are. Who knows what could happen to you? My candy cottage must have been just irresistible because look at how much you've eaten. Why you're both such chubby and I'm sure all that candy has made you extra sweet. Come a bit closer as I just love little , especially sweet ones like you. Closer...bam haha I'm hungry for more than candy & that oven is very hot! MMM you smell to good to wait so I'm going to take you out before you're cooked all the way and eat you while you're still alive. So yummy with that crisped and blackened skin that I can barely take time to chew
