Cinco de Mayo is one of my favorite holidays, so I'm ready to celebrate and spend an evening that's muy caliente with you! I've got on some festive Mexican-themed gear on and I'm ready to make you a special "cock"-tail! I've got something far more tasty than a Margarita for you...and my hard erection is no competition for that worm in the tequilla bottle! I'm feeling spicy, so I peel off my clothes to whip up a very special shot for you! I may not have a pink taco, my beefy burrito is sure to satisfy! Thinking of you makes me hotter than eating a jalapeño and I can't help but grab my maracas and shake my round ass! This special refreshment definitely puts the "happy" in "happy hour"! Ay carumba