Call me crazy, call me nasty—but don’t call me average.I’m Nikki, your filthy brunette mistress, sitting plush on the couch with a device clamping my fat ass cheeks, priming them to blast. One minute I’m all innocent by the tree… the next? BRAAAPPP! Right on a Christmas light bulb. Pop? No. Just stank. Every fart is loud, crisp, and commanded—just like how I’ll make you jerk that cock when you watch.You’d beg to clean my bulb… wouldn’t you, pet?
