Jizz The Season To Bone Sally, Fudgeahlalala, Ahlalala Sing it! LOL! So this week we got up and close with Mitch’s bootie and it was delicious, what a tossed salad! hehe. Awkward positions, yes, how about missionary and suck my toes! This week was our yearly trip to Mitch’s parent’s grave and we decided to hit up one of our fave places, New Hope and also do a photoshoot for ASN magazine! Which almost caused Sally to hit the emergency room twisting her ankle, actually ankles. Good news! The new sex couch from Liberator is here, the Cabaret, bad news, we got it during the snow storm while we were away and have not had time to unpack it! Coming soon though in an upcoming podcast! The real question is what do we do with the old one?! Anyone want a sexy used DNA covered OG Sexy & Jagundo boning couch!? hehe! Mitch buys a sexy fairy statue for, well, someplace! ha! A night out to have fun ends in a stupor with Sally going overboard on lemondrop drinks. Get your sex couch here, your used sex couch hereeeee, LOL!! Sally & Mitch “The Misbehavin’ Monogamists” We Put The What, in WTF?”