Santa is sick and tired of the naughty list getting longer and longer every year. Coal is just not cutting it any more. So he gathered up a bunch of the years naughtiest boys and sent them to me, to snack on. If you'd been good you wouldn't be here! Unfortunately you misbehaved and your name ended up on my list, and now your life is in my hands. One by one I will devour each of you, and I'm starting ... with YOU! I'm a huge vore lover and digesting boys is my favourite activity. I describe each stage of digestion from the moment you pass my lips to the moment you hit the toilet bowl. A biology lesson before you disappear from this earth forever. And then I'll eat the next one
