I'm STARVING and I cannot wait to absolutey devour this burger meal! I waste no time and dig into this meal and drink, belching up any trapped gas in my stomach and eating every bite with my mouth wide open. I show off my chewed bites in my mouth and on my tongue before swallowing and taking another massive bite. I'm a loud chewer and messy eater, but my burps and soda belches are even more foul! I might be the messiest, sloppiest girlfriend you've ever had!