Festive chaos, sugar overload, and plenty of burps. In this holiday ASMR session, I try Krispy Kreme’s Christmas donuts featuring Snoopy, Charlie Brown, and Santa’s Belly while sipping a Monster and talking way too much. I ramble through the flavours, take bites that are absolutely too big, bully Snoopy’s chocolate ear, question why Charlie Brown is even part of a Christmas box, and slowly descend into sugar fueled confusion. The burps build up naturally and keep coming as the donuts fight back. If you are here for the burps, feel free to leave timestamps and please do not delete them. I talk a lot, so help the next viewer find their favorite moments. I also attempt to finish all the donuts even though Santa’s Belly is basically weaponized sugar. Happy holidays, happy chrysler, and enjoy the chaos. Keywords: Christmas ASMR, burping ASMR, female burps, food burping, donut eating, Krispy Kreme, holiday ASMR, Monster energy drink, messy eating, talking ASMR, real burps, casual burping, mouth sounds, festive fetish, food sounds, sugar binge, Christmas food, relaxed burping, chaotic ASMR