Gamer Girl Wants a Fart Slave for Christmas! A Christmas Megafart Extravaganza! How many farts? You'll never guess so you just have to watch! Santa!!! It's Christmas! And all I've ever wanted was a fart slave! A living, breathing, suffering human being trapped under my big stinky butt, inhaling and swallowing all my nasty farts while I game, or do homework, or whatever! My farts smell sooo bad and I'm really sick of them making me gag all the time! If I could have a real life fart slave, I'd be the happiest girl in the whole wide world! Oh won't you please bring me a fart slave, Santa? I've been such a good girl!