Oh darling, this holiday season, I’ve got the perfect ritual in mind—just you and me under the mistletoe, but with a twist. I’ll start by shrinking you down to bite-sized, teasing your tiny body with my tongue before the main event. As the clock strikes midnight, you slide down my throat whole, becoming my festive treat—warm, wriggling, and oh-so-satisfying inside my belly. Feel the holiday magic? You’re mine forever now, digesting slowly while I sip eggnog and unwrap presents.
