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I'm still fuming about that breakup, and I've got the perfect plan in mind. I sneak into my ex's place, debating the best way to get back at them, when I remember my not-so-little secret: my destructive sneezes. I start teasing my nose, saying "oh no, I hope I don't sneeze" in a sarcastic tone, building up to a massive explosion. Three sneezes later, their place is in shambles. The police arrive, and I beg them to let me go so I can cover my mouth, but they're not having it. I let out another sneeze, and they're left stunned. Then, my ex shows up, clueless about my sneezing abilities. They start yelling at me, but I warn them to watch their tone - my nose is still twitching. They don't listen, and I give them a five-second countdown before unleashing a massive sneeze right in their face. Keywords: Sneezing fetish, destruction fetish, breakup, ex-girlfriend, police, arrest, sarcastic tone, tease, build-up, explosion, shattered, demolition, sinus cleanse, nasal fetish, fake sneezes, countdown, face-sitting, sneezing on someone