Here's something nice and nasty for you: a clip all about my EGGY farts. I'm talking the silent, but potent type of farts that creep up on people. Not you though. You get on your knees nose level with my asshole and suck up those farts before they ever reach my pretty face. The eggier, the better... right, fart sniffer? EW! You're nasty, but atleast I don't have to smell my own farts anymore. They go straight up your nose where they belong.
