I know you're feeling guilty... carrying the weight of all the money you've thrown away on frivolous things. You know you should have given it to me, but you spent it on things that didn't fulfill you the way I do. Luckily for you, I'm a forgiving Goddess -- for the right price. Tell me your sins and let me absolve you. We can make them all go away, all you have to do is confess.
